Last night I arrived at the University of Idaho campus for the environmental literature conference ASLE 2015. For many years I’ve marvelled at the disconnect between conference themes and the food served. Here’s today’s example: the first meal encountered at a conference that champions sustainability and environmental responsibility.
For our US$7.50 we could grab a paper plate and some plastic cutlery and help ourselves from the breakfast buffet. Our journey begins with two colours of yogurt whose shine screams “low fat” – and low fat results in a flavour/texture deficiency that requires copious sweetening to balance – and indeed my dining companion discovers the white version to be heavily sugared and inedible. Alongside lurks a container of surprisingly tasteless cottage cheese (probably made from rBGH dairy), canned fruit cocktail in a sugar syrup, and some lumps of what must be heavily sweetened packaged granola.
We next pass a transitional display of long-life muffins sealed in cellophane, followed by two kinds of sweet (white flour) pastries for the continental set. Michael Pollan’s advice (don’t eat food that won’t rot) rings in my ears as I move on.
On the hot buffet we can choose pancakes (white flour), Tater Tots, scrambled and hard boiled (battery chicken) eggs and sausages. Toast? asks my friend – and behind us we spot an unopened white bread sandwich loaf accompanied by a butter-like substance and a bowl of what could be maple-like syrup. The pancakes and bread, in addition to their general ill-effects (such as total lack of fibre and their disastrous effects on blood sugar), would probably have been made from wheat treated with Roundup as a pre-harvest desiccant, and likely dosed with fungicides as well. Tater Tots, contain white flour, are larded with trans-fats, and would have been made from conventionally-grown potatoes that are heavily dosed in fungicides and pesticides, as Michael Pollan explained to us long ago.
The cereal selection, as shown in the photo, consists entirely of sweetened carbs, with the possible exception of Cheerios (– ohhh, nope, we find modified cornstarch (gmo) and sugar in the breakfast of champions). There is no full fat milk, only skim, 2% and chocolate to put on these things, all of which can be presumed to be rBGH; plus two dairy-free alternatives (I would guess the choices are sweetened and chocolate gmo soy milk).
I bypass the juice (the usual sugary suspects), and of course an array of soda pops for those who needed that extra boost to get them going. Coffee and hot water urns with some Numi tea selections – the only organic substances in the room? – round out the fare.
There is, to be fair, some fresh fruit (slightly battered bananas, oranges, apples – Macintosh? – and red grapes) none of could be expected to be organic, no surprise there. But apples of course are number 1 on the fruits with highest pesticide residues, and grapes rank #5. But non-organic banana production is pesticide-intensive, and conventionally grown oranges are treated with fungicides and pesticides and should be on that list as well.
Once you have your breakfast, you can, if you wish, take your plate and park yourself in front of a large screen TV and enjoy a generous volume of ESPN while you enjoy your meal, although this morning the prime viewing seat was already occupied by a student slumped over his ipad.
Admittedly, this would probably not be an unfamiliar morning ritual for Canadian university students, and indeed pretty much anyone mired in an institution in North America. It is astonishing how slow things are to change when we as a species know better.
This kind of array – I hesitate to call it food – explains much about the health problems that will follow these students through their adult life. We have known for decades the health effects of lack of fibre, presence of pesticides and other contaminants, and extremely high quantities of sugar. I am truly grateful that my university residence days are lost in the mists of a slightly healthier time.
Thanks to our provisioning stop at the Skagit Valley Co-op on our way here, we are buffered from future breakfast visits, but dreading the other two meals. Cooking ourselves is an option, though our dorm’s “full kitchen” comprises a fridge, freezer and microwave, with no implements or dishes of any kind. Sad as I was to see paper and plastic used at breakfast – in the fantasyland of my imagination these may have been compostable – I was grateful we could snag some of these for our personal use. Survival and foraging instincts on high alert.